Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking funny for a while
after reading this. It was nominated best email of 1997. A
telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomservice, at a
hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees
Guest : Sorry, I thought I dialled roomservice
RS : Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
Gt: Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs
RS: Ow July den?
RS: Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine
RS : Hokay. An San tos?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
RS: Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
G: I mean butter...just put it on the side.
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??
G: Whatever you say
G : You're welcome