Tendjewberrymud

Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking funny for a while
after reading this. It was nominated best email of 1997. A
telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomservice, at a
hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review.....

Room Service:   Morny. Ruin sorbees

Guest :    Sorry, I thought I dialled roomservice

RS :  Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??

Gt:  Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs

RS:  Ow July den?

G:  What??

RS:  Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?

G :  Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS:  Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?

G:  Crisp will be fine

RS :  Hokay. An San tos?

G:  What?

RS:  San tos. July San tos?

G:  I don't think so

RS:  No? Judo one toes??

G:  I feel really bad about this, but I don't know  what 'judo one
    toes' means.

RS:  Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
     we other?

G:  English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
    Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS:  We bother?

G:  No..just put the bother on the side.

RS:  Wad?

G:  I mean butter...just put it on the side.

RS:  Copy?

G:  Sorry?

RS:  Copy...tea...mill?

G:  Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS:  One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??

G:  Whatever you say

RS:  Tendjewberrymud

G :  You're welcome