Completely Unofficial MST3K Drinking Game
(This was borrowed from
John's Mystery Science Theater 3000 WWW Page, which is gone now)
Sip
- Whenever the Mads refer to Joel or Mike by other than 'Joel' or 'Mike'
- Each time the bots make a Monty Python reference
- When the bots are fighting/disagreeing over something trivial
- Whenever Frank pushes the button
Drink
- Whenever Dr. Forrester pushes the button
- When it's a Lippert film (one drink everytime you think to yourself
'Oh my God, it's a Lippert film!')
- Whenever any cast member makes a sexual reference, no matter how thinly
disguised or appropriate/inappropriate to the situation.
Guzzle
- Whenever someone other than Frank or Dr. F push the button (i.e. Steve
Reeves, etc.)
- When it's a Corman film (keep drinking until you think to yourself, 'Hey,
with a little touch-up, this could be a good movie!')
- Each time the Haunting Torgo Theme plays
Hook an IV and call the doctor
- When Joel or Dr. Lawrence Erhardt return to the show (reruns do not
count!)
- When Mike 'escapes' (after a contract dispute) and is replaced by
Jimmy Smits or Paul Sorvino
- Each time TV's Franks comes up with an invention that is safe, easy to
use, practical, and would greatly benefit mankind.
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