The Incredible Hulk Drinking Game

• You see David hitch-hiking (doesn't matter at which end of the episode)
• He Hulks out and we see his shirt rip
• He Hulks out and his pants rip up the sides
• David's eyes go white and the Hulk-out music starts
• McGee looks impassive and tries to convince someone that though he works for the National Register, he really is a serious reporter
• The Hulk wrecks the place
• The Hulk wrecks the place and saves the girl
• The Hulk saves the girl but doesn't wreck the place
• David is put in jail
• You sit scratching your head wondering why the people around David don't figure out what's going on when he Hulks out practically right in front of them
• Someone twists David's arm behind his back (why did they ALWAYS do that?!)
• Someone ties David up and he Hulks out while trying to get loose
• David is hit over the head and DOESN'T Hulk out.
• A gun-toting person attempts to shoot the Hulk and either:
  • a) misses
  • b) the gun jams
  • c) he runs out of ammunition/transquiliser darts
  • or d) someone blocks his aim
• The Hulk runs down *that* alley (try to avoid yelling "Stock footage! Stock footage!" at the TV if possible)

• Someone actually stops and gives David a lift
• David Hulks out and his pants miraculously don't rip, they just get a LOT shorter :-)
• The police are instructed to catch the Hulk, but they give some evasive description of him such as, "Race indeterminate".
• McGee actually talks to David (phone, mask, etc)
• David or the Hulk saves McGee's life
• Someone actually knows about the Hulk
• McGee tries to convince his editor to let him carry on with his Hulk features/whines to his editor about something Hulk-related
• You recognize the guest star from another episode of the Hulk
• You recognize the guest star from another Kenneth Johnson TV show
• You recognize the guest star from Star Trek
• David has a flashback to/dreams about/remembers Caroline, Laura or Elaina Marks
• David gives a vague explanation of what's wrong with him
• David tells his questioner exactly what is wrong with him
• Somebody recognises him. The words, "Doctor David Banner" or such must be used.
• David un-Hulks at the scene of a crime/the Hulk is seen at the scene of a crime
• David turns into the Hulk through stress, not because he got hurt
• Someone with an obvious death wish tries to shoot the Hulk/blow him up/whatever

• David Hulks out and we see his _shoes_ rip open and fall off
• David Hulks out and we do NOT see his shirt physically rip, but moments later the Hulk stands there in a ripped shirt
• The Hulk does something innocent and childlike (putting baby birds in their nest, building sandcastles on the beach, etc)
• McGee questions someone and they aren't interested in the green creature
• A bystander or someone else sees David turn into the Hulk, or change back
• Someone threatens to blackmail David over his being the Hulk
• David has no shirt on and we can actually see something (question for the girls!)
• David actually gets the girl (it happens so infrequently, so kisses count too!)
• David is forced to participate in a crime
• David meets a pregnant woman (he came across a lot of them, didn't he?)
• David actually admits to someone that he's a doctor. The usual remark, "I have medical experience" does NOT count!
• David turns into the Hulk more than twice in one episode (two-part episodes do not count, but feature-length episodes do)
• You find yourself going all misty-eyed when the music starts playing at the end.